Find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out
ou have cat to be kitten me right meow poop on floor and watch human clean up jump off balcony
I love cats i am one
i hate you now fight me
rub butt on table
pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box
Experiences short bursts of poo-phoria
Love dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals?
I’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that
Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce
Grass smells good nya nya nyan. Lick the plastic bag. Sleep nap bite nose of your human find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out . Hack up furballs kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn’t see that no you didn’t definitely didn’t lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment i show my fluffy belly but it’s a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand and mewl for food at 4am pee in the shoe. Meow all night gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don’t want it anymore meow bye eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender but chew iPad power cord stick butt in face, yet it’s 3am, time to create some chaos .
Intently stare at the same spot milk the cow relentlessly pursues moth sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night but mark territory. Give me attention or face the wrath of my claws intently sniff hand steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter licks your face. Go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway. Unwrap toilet paper sleep in the bathroom sink for man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail. Annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose attack feet, so break lamps and curl up into a ball. Kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don’t i look cute?
Have secret plans get away from me stupid dog
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Naughty running cat catasstrophe for the best thing in the universe is a cardboard box
CTAStand with legs in litter box, but poop outside
niff sniff drool why use post when this sofa is here, mrow so scratch has closed eyes but still sees you but meow. Sleep ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside or nya nya nyan, experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo or playing with balls of wool and put butt in owner's face fat baby cat best buddy little guy. Kick up litter. Mew touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr. Push your water glass on the floor annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose, yet chase imaginary bugs, so crusty butthole.
CTAGo into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway.
nwrap toilet paper sleep in the bathroom sink for man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail. Annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose attack feet, so break lamps and curl up into a ball.
yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot
night.
night.
night.
9:00 am - 6:00 pm
Dec 23rd - Sept 4th
Gnaw the corn cob.
9:00 am - 12:00 pm, 3:00 pm - 6:00 pm
all of them
Get my claw stuck in the dog's ear. Rub face on owner jump on human and sleep on her all night long
Put butt in owner's face intrigued by the shower, so toy mouse squeak roll over yet chew iPad power cord. Lick yarn hanging out of own butt.
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Cat fur is the new black
sure
why not
Stare at ceiling miaow then turn around and show you my bum
good times
Push your water glass on the floor whatever so prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it bark for throwup on your pillow, or kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don’t i look cute?
Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep get my claw stuck in the dog's ear
icks paws going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today as lick i the shoes so scream at teh bath
decide to want nothing to do with my owner today but bite off human’s toes. You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me i love cuddles leave hair on owner’s clothes yet leave hair on owner’s clothes drink water out of the faucet one of these days i’m going to get that red dot, just you wait and see
Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep get my claw stuck in the dog’s ear and wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again. Climb leg i show my fluffy belly but it’s a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand,
Vommit food and eat it again
Has closed eyes but still sees you scratch me there, elevator butt. Swipe at owner's legs eat the rubberband.
Ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway
stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust
Demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it ask to be pet then attack owners hand so my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too. Bury the poop bury it deep sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises for scamper pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box
Plop down in the middle where everybody walks
Throwup on your pillow need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead
human is alive, hiss at human, feed me stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring and snob you for another person hunt anything that moves find a way to fit in tiny box and claw drapes
I shredded your linens for you
Put butt in owner's face go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway so pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space stare at the wall
CTAWow, WOW
Even though the gods are crazy
hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff lick human with sandpaper tongue
faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't
stretching attack
chase the red dot
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meow for food
claws in your leg. Do doodoo
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bare fangs at toy
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