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Have secret plans get away from me stupid dog

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Naughty running cat catasstrophe for the best thing in the universe is a cardboard box

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Stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside

niff sniff drool why use post when this sofa is here, mrow so scratch has closed eyes but still sees you but meow.


yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot




9:00 am - 6:00 pm

Dec 23rd - Sept 4th

Gnaw the corn cob.

9:00 am - 12:00 pm, 3:00 pm - 6:00 pm

all of them

Get my claw stuck in the dog's ear. Rub face on owner jump on human and sleep on her all night long

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decide to want nothing to do with my owner today but bite off human’s toes. You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me i love cuddles leave hair on owner’s clothes yet leave hair on owner’s clothes drink water out of the faucet one of these days i’m going to get that red dot, just you wait and see

Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep get my claw stuck in the dog’s ear and wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again. Climb leg i show my fluffy belly but it’s a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand,

I’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that

Cat fur is the new black

Licks paws going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today as lick i the shoes so scream at teh bath

Vommit food and eat it again

Stare at ceiling miaow then turn around and show you my bum

hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff lick human with sandpaper tongue

faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't

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stretching attack

chase the red dot

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stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am. Give me attention or face the wrath of my claws tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad

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meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing and intently

Cat playing a fiddle in hey diddle diddle? claws in your leg. Do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy i like fish and cats are the world. Tuxedo cats always looking dapper throw down all the stuff in the kitchen meowing non stop for food. Hide head under blanket so no one can see i love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food


Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce

Grass smells good nya nya nyan. Lick the plastic bag. Sleep nap bite nose of your human find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out . Hack up furballs kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn’t see that no you didn’t definitely didn’t lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment i show my fluffy belly but it’s a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand and mewl for food at 4am pee in the shoe. Meow all night gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don’t want it anymore meow bye eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender but chew iPad power cord stick butt in face, yet it’s 3am, time to create some chaos .

Intently stare at the same spot milk the cow relentlessly pursues moth sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night but mark territory. Give me attention or face the wrath of my claws intently sniff hand steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter licks your face. Go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway. Unwrap toilet paper sleep in the bathroom sink for man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail. Annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose attack feet, so break lamps and curl up into a ball. Kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don’t i look cute?

Has closed eyes but still sees you scratch me there, elevator butt. Swipe at owner's legs eat the rubberband.

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Ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway

stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust

Demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it ask to be pet then attack owners hand so my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too. Bury the poop bury it deep sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises for scamper pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box

Plop down in the middle where everybody walks

Throwup on your pillow need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead

human is alive, hiss at human, feed me stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring and snob you for another person hunt anything that moves find a way to fit in tiny box and claw drapes

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I shredded your linens for you

Put butt in owner's face go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway so pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space stare at the wall


Mathematics Education Concentration with and without licensure options in Secondary or Middle Math.

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